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phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:

darrenpillowscriss:

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This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.

wizzard890:

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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assiraphales:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

they were FASHIONISTAS!!! and we SHAMED them!!!

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the fact that men used to be able to dress like that and no one said a thing but chris pine stepped outside in this and there’s dozens of articles about him & his reaction to the criticism?

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stand UP kings. bring back the thighs and the tummies!!!!!!

punkitt-is-here:

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unfathomably based thank you uncle iroh

izzasecretredacted:

captain-price-unofficially:

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lmaooo

“faulty accelerator pedal” here means that the cheap plastic dressed to look like a fancy futuristic metal to cover up the cheap plastic pedal thats like an inch wide was cheaply glued on, so it would slip and jam itself into a cheap plastic nook below the dashboard, pinning the cheap pedal to the cheap metal so that the cheap engine would be at full power btw

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Obviously people tag this with fictional characters who match this dynamic, but I have to say I am OBSESSED with everyone who is like “this is me for real in actual life. I would die for you, assistant manager brenda.”

yardsards:

the anime cut some of kabru’s internal monologue, and i need you anime only people to Witness this guy’s bizarro thought patterns in social interactions. all this man knows is eat hot chip and lie.

kabru: how, specifically? laios (thought bubble): saying "black magic would be bad... laios (out loud): um... magic isn't my field so i don't... kabru (thought bubble): he's bad at lying and hiding things kabru (out loud): is that right...?ALT
laios: by the way, if you're interested in eating monsters... we'll serve you some anytime! kabru: oh yes, please do! kabru (thought bubble): not good. this guy will actually bring me some. i'll have to do something before that happens... laios (thought bubble): what a nice guy...ALT
kabru, smiling excitedly and covering his mouth with his hand (thought bubble): black magic! that's uglier than anything i was expecting. what do i do with this? he continues smiling as laios and toshiro fight.  (thought bubble): if this keeps up, i'll get caught in their fight and die, huh?ALT

caleanamajored:

The berry pickers creed

I will leave unripened berries untouched

A ripe berry need only be negotiated with, not fought

I will reasses my surroundings after every step, for my new perspective could reveal a berry patch previously hidden to me

The plant gets excited and happy when a barry is picked

The bug is not to be feared or killed, but gently celebrated, for it facilitated in the creation of the beloved berrys

I will not allow myself to be bullied by sharp thicket and I will retrieve even the most protected barry

astraskylark:

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this man’s moral compass is probably a roulette wheel